Monday, June 5, 2017
Dilberts one liners
Dilberts one liners
Here are some nice Dilberts one liners..:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesnt listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesnt take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way youre in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just dont have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
12. Its not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer... what I cant stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 Oclock rush, leave work at noon!
20. If you cant convince them, confuse them.
21. Its not the fall that kills you. Its the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldnt repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cuninos Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesnt solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you dont need it.
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else
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